Funny Buffy quotes

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Whenever I feel the blues, I reach for a little Buffy. Enjoy some of these good one-liners from quotegeek.com://quotegeek.com/index.php?action=viewcategorycategoryid=621"Okay, so you’re a werewolf. No problem. But hey, three days out of the month, I’m not much fun either." Willow"I was just thinking about the life of a pumpkin. Grow up in the sun, happily entwined with others, and then someone comes along, cuts you open, and rips your guts out." Buffy"We saved the world, I say we party." Buffy"This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed." Spike"I didn’t jump to conclusions. I took a small step, and conclusions there were." Buffy"You! All of you. Why couldn’t you be dealing drugs like normal people?" Principal Snyder"Oh, no…I have to go take an English make-up exam. They give you credit just for speaking it, right?" Buffy"I have two words that are going to make all your troubles go away: Miniature. Golf." Mayor Wilkins"I like people. They’re like Happy Meals with legs." Spike