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I am so glad I pooped and created all that is Awesome in the universe. Believe it or not, Awesome is made out of diarrhea.
— http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GAi-o-MhGE&feature=popular (via awesomeyoutubecomments)holy shit, your dumb
— http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPVUnRF-dwU (via awesomeyoutubecomments)My brother once put a screwdriver in our old microwave. He was 5, I think. Anyway, it caught on fire, but my parents put it out. I didn’t get to see it because i was playing The Legend of Zelda
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“Every time she opened her mouth, it was like she gave birth to a litter of bitch-kitties.”
—Rob Sheffield, Talking to Girls About Duran Duran

Street Art of the Day:“All You Need Is Love” by Zed1.
Spotted, presumably, in Italy.
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Round off all of the rectangles — this needs to be kid friendly.
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- Star Wars propaganda posters http://tumblr.com/xageeucde
- Merely (an) Academic: An Open Letter to Joss Whedon
- Star Wars propaganda posters

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- The best films of the '00s
My dad, he’s the king of the vampires. And Asian vampires are the most vicious of the vampires. You’re going to let me wear my lady demon clothes or my dad will fly into your bedroom and BITE YOUR FACE OFF. He’s REALLY pissed. Is that what you want?
— Tina, Glee
- Super Heroes vs. the Westboro Baptist Church
I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent.
— Don Draper, Mad Men- Badass JavaScript: 8-bit Color Cycling with HTML5 Canvas

“I can take off my shoes if I want to. I’m sheriff of this coffee shop on foursquare.”
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